Is this the time and place to be philosophical?
Is everyone moving forward while I am staying still? Who votes actors and football players for a place in the European parliament? On the same note, how is it even possible to get elected as a MEP while at the same time being deprived of your right to travel due to pending criminal investigations? Am I going to keep getting fatter and mushier? Is make-up base really a useful item? Can I get a perfect body while eating 600 calories of dessert a day? Are the book awards rigged? Does everyone hate me? Am I pushing too far outside my comfort zone? Will changing government bring any positive change at all? Where is the burning sensation of face acids? I feel nothing. Does this new perfume smell like church? Do I look fat from that certain angle in the camera? Do you get what you deserve? Does Kaya the puppy love me? Does this guy think he is entitled to what he is getting? Why do people — no, I forgot what I wanted to say here. Do I have what it takes? Am I the oldest person in the room (outside of my gym class where I am always the youngest)? Will anyone ever love me? Is this the silliest night of the year so far?
I guess it is.
Ok, this was fun. Back to the grind now.